anti-social distancing

When you don't want to wear a mask so you stay as far as you can from everybody else. You are being anti-social. Hence, anti-social distancing.

Why is he sitting all the way over there by himself? He is anti-social distancing, so he doesn't have to wear a mask.

by Airium July 12, 2020

Social Distancing

Meaning stay yo dumb ass at home by your self.

Bae: You wanna come over I'm alone
You: Hell no I'm social Distancing THOT

by Tyris Truitt April 20, 2020

Social distancing

An excuse to avoid people you don't wanna see during the Corona pandemic.

Girl: I'm not doing anything today.. so bored...
Me: Wanna hangout?
Girl: oh....Umm I'm social distancing right now.....

*Girl posts on story with her and a group of people later*

by Karab okama March 18, 2020

Social Distancing

1. An introverts dream.
2. Staying six feet apart so you don't catch airborne diseases such as COVID-19.

The mayor Pronounced on the town speaker, "We will start social distancing as of tommorow. This means that we need to stay several feet apart to not catch the pandemic, COVID-19

by anonymous October 13, 2020

Social distancing

Social distancing is when you have to jerk off on your own cell phone while face-timing with your chick because this beer virus is keeping everyone on house arrest.

I was on facebook live last night with my boyfriend when all of a sudden his screen turned all white because he told me he had to do some social distancing with me.

by Bendela Effect March 20, 2020

Social distancing anxiety

The palpable anxiety that come on when I even think of being separated from my fellow humans, even at six feet.

Fearing that my State will lock me in my home for weeks at a time, by myself, gives me social distancing anxiety.

by The Conjurer March 20, 2020

Social Distancing

What you're supposed to do during a pandemic so you don't fucking die.

Yes, Billy Bob, I understand you have first amendment rights to protest social distancing, but please go back to your trailer because believe it or not no one gives a shit about your rights when people are literally dying.

by zonii April 27, 2020