DickTits

When a girl has dicks growing where they should have tits, hence dicktits. If you haven't seen dicktits, you don't wanna. It can be used as in the definition or as any other way you want.

Hey, dicktits.

Did you see those dicktits?

This is fuckin' dicktits!

DickTits!!!

by sdot91 August 18, 2010

Dicktits

A negative exclamation

Sasha: The capital of Afghanistan is Iraq right?
Isaac: No you dumbass the capital of Afghanistan is Kabul.
Sasha: Dicktits.

by BigFriendlyGiant12334456789900 March 5, 2014

Dicktits

Boobs that have penises instead of nipples.

Holy Dicktits! It's a giant Scorpion!

by Joej October 21, 2014

dicktwisted

It's like being tounge-twisted, but in bed.

That boy is so fine, but when he gets into bed, he gets all dicktwisted

by Senpai Branden August 5, 2017

Dicktilian

A seemingly nice or normal person who is actual a gargantuan asshole, dick, cocksucker, douche,or just an all around cunt that blends in well with their peers. Similar to a Chameleon blending into its surroundings.

When I first started working here Ernest seemed like a stand up guy. He was always saying nice things and he even baked me a birthday cake. But after I got to know him and worked with him longer it turned out he was a real Dicktilian.

by Twatster's Dictionary September 13, 2017

dickballs

the thing yo hoe loves to suck

Can I get some dickballs?

by GOTYOBITCHDOINGSPLITSONMYDICK January 17, 2018

ducktail

Verb: smearing shit one one's walls and/or bedding after engaging with vigorous anal sex with an unsuspecting partner.

The drummer and guitarist of that band had a list of girls they both wanted to ducktail. They're about halfway through.

I totally ducktailed her after the show at Bard last night!

by Wet Bald Wald November 14, 2011