dickrascope

A extremely grande sized and rare dick, only a person with the name juan can posse its powers. It doubles in size when it gets hard.

Hey did u hear that juan has a dickrascope. "yea i did i heard that they are very rare."

by dos dick juan November 22, 2011

Dickspense

Costs incurred by a male with the hope or expectation that they will result in getting laid. Costs can be tangible or intangible though they most often take the form of bar tabs, restaurant bills, and concert tickets.

"Man that redhead at the bar last weekend wrecked my dickspense budget for the whole month! What the fuck kind of drink costs $14 anyway?"

by Jimmy "Two Licks" Johnson June 3, 2016

Dickscount

When you buy weed from a guy and suck his dick for a lower price.

#1: Him: Dude, Selena gave me a bj last night so I gave her a dickscount on the g she bought.

Other guy: nice.

#2: Guy: Hey girl, if you buy your weed through me I'll give you that dickscount.
Girl: Oouu, I'm down.

by hxn.bxnxn October 28, 2018

dicksipper

One who engages in gay sexual activity which evolves drinking cum

"Holy fuck I had no idea Roberto was a dicksipper!"

by Shatterpulse July 17, 2007

dickscape

a gay alternative to pronounce RuneScape.

(random fool): yo get on dickscape

(random fool's friend): you mean RUNESCAPE?

(random fool): no shit dumbass i make fun of everything

by asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfdfhdgs September 29, 2009

dickspeed

What Mario Paint Composer users call rapid-fast tempo (usually over 2000) where people try to 'hack' the five-note limit or volume controls to have multiple volume control notes playing at the same time or more than 5 notes at the same time.

When you urinate at the speed of light so fast that your toilet explodes.

Fapping at least 100 times per second.

I'll need somebody to record a video for me (preferably today). It's only moderate dickspeed (just 2727) but I'd like somebody that can record good FPS.

Holy shit, I busted so hard for the loo, that I ended up dickspeeding in the toilet, my toilet fucking exploded afterwards.

*browsing gay FNAF porn* It's time to dickspeed.

by Wikkidvommit32 May 20, 2015

dickalope

when a man discovers that he is checking out a transsexual

she is hot .. oh wait its a he. DICKALOPE!!

by commonss June 19, 2011