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dickpression

depression caused by a lack of, or longing for dick.

not exclusive to any gender or sexuality. u don't need to be attracted to people with dicks to be dickpressed.

universal, non-binary, gender neutral mental condition
Kurt: why does Jamie look so sad?

Rita: I think it's because Eden's been out of town so long, they're going through a little dickpression phase .

Tyler: Man, I'm dickpressed as fuck, just wanna hang out with the bros like we used to, back in the 205!

Brenda-Lynn: Becky omfg stop acting so dickpressed, if you wanna fuck just get on tinder and find a late night organ donor.
by hushgush February 6, 2022
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Dickpressed

When you are depressed due to the lack of dick in your system and you are in the state where you want something more than just being friends hence it is friends with benefits.
Guys I am so drunk right now that I am so dickpressed, I’m about to text him
by Fufuuu August 19, 2022
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Dickpressed

Depressed because you’ve had no sex in years
Oh my god I need a shag, I’m dickpressed
by Mikeduk November 4, 2022
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dickpie

dickpie (n.) - a noun meaning something annoying annoying but required.
samir: "how's that research class going?"

dee: "man, it's a dickpie of a class man."

samir: "sorry to hear about your dickpie class man."
by janicethefrog March 23, 2024
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