Dickphobe

n.- An individual (usu. a woman) who has an intense fear of dicks due to aversion to, or lack of sexual experience.

1. I know Jenna's a virgin, but if she doesn't quit being such a dickphobe, then she'll be doomed to be one forever!

2. I swear Delilah is concealing her own morals about sexual intercourse by remonstrating to her peers that her parents are extremely puritanical and austere. She's the one who thinks sex out of wedlock is reprehensible. What a dickphobe!

by The Yellow Flower July 3, 2008

dirkaphobia

fear of having ones head forced into a sign

I can't go into the carvan because i have dirkaphobia

by liz jordan November 11, 2011

dictophobia

The irrational fear of repeating ones self in daily conversations with others,such as the sufferer's friends or randoms members of the public.The 'condition' causes the subject to be shy most of the time,leading to them to be commonly inaudible because of there low level of confidence this can commonly lead to awkward situations where the sufferer has to 'repeat themselves' to enable the listener to hear them.

the Howard Newton case of 1989 changed the way people percieved sufferers of dictaphobia,bringing to light the awful way they were treated,Howard Newton is the man who changed all this,he noticed the segregation of the 2 sufferers of dictophobia,they had to use 'dictophobia' toilets,buses,nightclubs and...umberella's.Howard newton followed the life of the sufferers(not hard there were only two of them).He made them feel wanted,he changed the speechist comments made about them and took his case to the high finland courts.the court trial was more important than the first man on the moon palaver.A massive 4 billion people watched the trial and this changed the perception of dictophobia,and by 2010 the sufferers where finally dead...

dictophobes are individuals that are scared of people with dictophobia,often acting on this fear with verbal abuse such as 'look at that 'dirty dic' and ahhh! he won't repeat what he said'. yes they are sad people.

SUFFERER:Hello,i have dictophobia...
PERSON 1:WHAT?
SUFFERER:....

SAD PERSON1: I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY ARE GIVING THEM MORE RIGHTS
PERSON2:YOUR SUCH A DICTOPHOBE
SADPERSON1:NO...STOP NAMING ME
PERSON2:I DON'T KNOW...MAYBE YOUR INSECURE YOURSELF
SADPERSON1:NO! YOU...
PERSON2:WHAT?
SADPERSON1:....
PERSON2:POINT PROVED!

by onevoice January 22, 2011

Diophobia

The opposite of giornophobia, its basically the fear of dio not watching you masturbait

Person 1: man it sucks to have giornophobia isnt that right?
Person 2: yeah man is just weird not to have diophobia

Person 1: dio what?
Person 2: diophobia, the fear of dio not watching you masturbait
Person 1: what the fuck is wrong with you

by smol iq March 25, 2021

Nickphobia

the fear of nickelback

Chad: hey bro you wanna listen to some nickelback
sexy: NO!!! I have Nickphobia! I'M TERRIFIED OF NICKELBACK.
Chad: wanna smoke some weed

by TheRealMilkAndCerealYT February 11, 2022

Mickphobia

Bullying Mick Jagger, saying things against him

"my phone's being mickphobic"

"Does Mick know about mickphobia?"

by Keefrichards_wife June 9, 2022

divyphobia

the fear of divyas who pretend to be “woke” but actually are super like not cool and not in with the trends. people with divyphobia usually vomit and sob from the sight of divya dayamawries because of how much they don’t slay.

AHHHHHH OMG WHAT IS THAT??

that’s a divya she’s not woke. do u by any chance have divyphobia??

by the lean pean August 10, 2022