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Dicksand

A type of spiraling addiction that occurs when you've discovered the best penis you've ever had in your life, and you gradually sacrifice all of your time to this irresistible penis and the human attached to it.
"Sarah, are you coming out tonight or are you caught in Michael's dicksand?".

"I'm sorry but I have slipped into the undeniably natural and magnetic pull of Michael's dicksand".
by tyrannosaurus-rekt July 8, 2016
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Dickspanner

some one who is a complete fucktard. some one who is absolute shit at playing drums.
my friend Anthony is a complete Dickspanner
by iowakid July 1, 2011
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dickpants

skintight jeans commonly worn by 80's rockers and metalheads. Pants are so tight that you can see the dick, hence the name dickpants. Can also be refered to as brokeback pants.
"Hey John, nice jeans man. When the hell did you start wearing dickpants?"

"Went to that Twisted Sister show the other night, can't believe those guys are still wearing dickpants!"
by devillock July 23, 2006
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dickman

1. A man who believes the ladies love him - however he is sorely and ignorantly mistaken. A dickman will live his entire life under the impression that people enjoy his presence - but they do not.
2. Dickman is also a common term for people who "cut you off" on the road. It's origin lies in the original definition of dickman, as many qualities of a dickman carry over to various other parts of a dickman's life.
I can't believe that guy keeps hitting on me, as if he could ever get with me...what a dickman!
by JSharkey September 28, 2006
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dickwanked

got slapped by a males penis while he is masterbating
bruv you jus got dickwanked harshlyy
by Hannah Shoesmith October 18, 2008
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Dickmanjudo

The act of attacking someone with your penis until they are unconcious and then dragging there body to a near by cespool.
"you stupid ass, if you don't stop tee baggin me im gonna dickmanjudo you!"

"Dude did you see c.s.i. last night?
"That guy tottaly got dickmanjudoed!"
by llaccm December 7, 2009
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Dickpacking

When a girl goes backpacking to «feel free», but actually wants to ride alot of dick without being judged.
I went on dickpacking this summer.
by Johnny Depp December 22, 2019
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