dickhood

A slang for foreskin.

Lara sucked on Allen's dickhood.

by BryanJ August 6, 2003

fistfucked in the dickhole

the worst thing that could ever happen to you...

"I can't believe she slept with my best friend...My heart feels like it got fistfucked in the dickhole...

by Jan Warren January 9, 2009

dickhole

One who is such a humongous prick that no other word can adequately describe them.

Rosie O'Donnell is such a dickhole

by Kirby September 17, 2006

Dickhouse

One who constantly hosts cock in his ass.

Jess: Mario how can I please you tonight?

Mario: Bend over and I will make your ass bleed, vato!

Jess: Oh Mario, I will always be your Dickhouse!

by Thor The God of Vaginal Noise November 7, 2004

Very Fine Dickhole

A small hole made in a bottle, such as a plastic soda or water bottle, that leaks liquid out in such a manner so that it resembles a tiny stream of urine.

Very fine indeed!

The most common method for making a Very Fine Dickhole is to have the bottle full of liquid and hold the tip of the flame of a butane lighter against the side of the bottle, near the bottom until a tiny stream of liquid starts to leak out; thus creating a Very Fine Dickhole, very fine indeed.
It's a Very Fine Dickhole.

by Adam Ware April 17, 2006

dickhugger

Someone who takes comfort in being at close proximity to a dick.

Don't you have a parade to go to, dickhugger?

by S4lut December 5, 2009

Dickholery

The act of being a person who is both an asshole and a dick, and who thereby acquires and exhibits the worst qualities of both.

About 1 in 10 people is out of work thanks in large part to government and Wall Street dickholery.

by unrealgecko August 22, 2011