Dickrider

Mary, Jessica
When someone follows another person around and always wants to be around them and know what’s happening at all times..

When Mary laughs at a joke she didn’t even hear “THatS SOOOoooO fUnNY, wHaT diD yOu SaY?” Follows people everywhere

R and P say “Mary’s such a dickrider”

by Chrysanthemum July 2, 2018

Dickfinger

A slighlty shortened finger that looks like a male reproduction organ only smaller. (Hopefully, for your own sake)

So I tried to turn a running snowblower into a sock puppet and now I'm left with a dickfinger for a middle finger

by Ol Dickfinger Himself June 14, 2009

dickfisher

An insult towards a male who tries to act unneccesarily macho or manly in order to better his own self esteem.

Guy: He's been such a dickfisher lately.
Guy 2: Well yeah, after coach called him a wuss he'll do anything to get his manhood back.

by Miss Emma Leigh December 27, 2009

dickfingers

an insult used when i was so frustrated that i couldn't think of any other insult.

guy 1 is being a total jackass
guy 2: DICKFINGERS! you just knocked over my beer!

by gofuk yerself November 9, 2005

dickleberry

dried up poop on the males front pubic hares

"I had to shave the dickleberry off because it started stinking."

by jessie morganelli October 20, 2008

dickleberry

Remnants of toilet paper that become rolled up and stuck in the crack of yo ass, usually hanging off the hair.

Dingleberry = shit
Dickleberry = tp

Shaniqua, get them damn dickleberrys out yo ass - it ain't supposed to be snowin' down there bitch!

by downunderwonder February 21, 2008

Dickfie

A Dickfie is when a male takes a selfie of his dick.

Bert just sent me a dickfie and its nice.

by Awesome Possums May 3, 2014