Dickbeater

Someone commanding such unsubstantiated levels of uselessness that their presence serves no purpose furthering the goal at hand.

Chris, Can you get these dickbeaters out of the way so we can do our work?

by Falling Down January 14, 2016

Dickseed

When you fuck a chick, and when you finish you take your condom, blow it up like a balloon, release it into the wind, and when it touches the ground, it sprouts into a dick tree that looks like your dick. It's a sexual ritual and totally bad ass.

Dude1: yo, let's go spread our dickseeds.

Dude2: yeah, I'm tryna.

by Hahathemanayy March 22, 2016

Dickberries

When someone acts like an asshole at work.

Sizzling 6 is being an asshole today, he's got a bad case of the dickberries.

by GotchaB February 25, 2018

dickbreeze

When you do the helicopter dick and a slight breeze comes from it, that's dickbreeze. It can also refer to any kind of breeze-like air current generated by a dick.

"It was hot last night, but fortunately, Will was kind enough to cool me down with some dickbreeze by performing a kick ass helicopter dick."

by Muffindiddler July 4, 2018

Dickfeed

Instead of female breastfeeding, this is male version of breastfeeding, called dickfeed

"OH sorry, wait a moment, i gotta dickfeed my infant"

by Aeroliner February 14, 2019

DickBread

Say this in your class to make your teacher upset

Gavin: that’s some pretty nice dickbread
Teacher: go to in-house

by DickBread4Life April 22, 2019

Faggotron Dickbreath

Your a faggot who sucks dick like a robot and your breath smells like dick

Geo is such a fucking Faggotron Dickbreath

by Danyellacee November 5, 2018