Goose Dick

The dick of a goose.

Hey, check out that goose dick, it's huge.

by Tyler the balls Bevars November 17, 2007

Goofy dick

When a tall skinny dopey guy has a Huge Dick.

He was a bore, but you saw him he had that Goofy Dick

by Moonie Money February 6, 2023

Goofy dick

When a man's dick is curved or bent in a ridiculous manner to the left or right looking like an elderly persons walking cane.

My boy Mathew, man his girl said he had goofy dick.

The last bitch I fucked said I had goofy dick and I had to swing my hips to stick it in.

by King_shields January 29, 2018

goodwill dick

a.k.a. 501(c)3 dick/ass/head : a sexual favor you give to ugly mofos as a "charitable contribution", sometimes out of pity or under duress.

I am sorry, bro. You are not that cute. I have given all the goodwill dick I am allowed to give out for this year. Come back after Dec. 31st.

by afatblackdude July 13, 2012

Good Dick

Another way of saying "good stuff"; an expression of approval, can be used sarcastically or seriously.

Friend: "I finally asked out the fat booty bitch from next door"
Me: "Good dick"
Friend: "She turned out to be a guy"
Me: "Not good dick"

by OnMyMamaCuh2oh9 March 18, 2021

goon dick

Someone that is extremly "homo" but not actually homosexual. Also refered to in short by goon.

i.e. Brian Paddock

Dude you are such a goon dick.

by Raven January 23, 2004

Good Dick

1. The highest praise given to a co-worker or team mate

Synonyms: great cock, Magnificent Johnson, nice Pecker

Sam: did you see that fully sick Hanger I just took bro?
Curls: yeah good dick

by Emrys da lad696969 June 18, 2017