dibber

an individual who is slow of mind or body.

1) "2+2 = 3"................. "you fucking dibber"

2) You're always late, you dibber

by marcus militello August 8, 2007

dibber

Twofold:

1/ long firm implement with which a gentleman 'dibs' a nice lady.

2/ husband or partner of a ho

you're my ho

reply: and you're my dibber

by Bloke February 5, 2004

Dibbins

To plunge a knife into the doctor's back.

(Karl)"How did you perform dibbins?"
(Numbe)"The slap, stab, and kick method worked quite well."

by Alex Shortt March 30, 2003

dibenedooleymasood

1.(n) anyone in particular who happens to be the goofiest, or most clueless person in the room.

2. Anyone who pronounce mayonaise "may-yo-naise".

3. Anyone who is viewed as a little goat.

Billy: Wheres John?
Jess: Hes over there walking like a duck and talking to an imaginary clown named Gus.
Billy: Darnit, why is he sucha Dibenedooleymasood.

by Goats123 December 14, 2008

dibbing

anal sex

those two guys are dibbers. she's in to dibbing.

by cockshift May 26, 2010

Dibbed

To Dib; the action of calling dibs upon a person, place, or thing. See: Dib, Dibtastic, or other silly versions of Dib.

Jacob just dibbed the word dibbed on Urbandictionary.com; or Teddie can't dib the word dibbed because jacob already dibbed it.

by popemonster June 30, 2009

Dibbed (v.)

1. When a guy refrains from hitting on a girl because his mate has 'dibs' on her.

2. When a guy won't get with a chick because one of his mates has already got with her.

3. When a girl can't get with a guy cause his stupid friend likes her.

4. When a girl can't hook up with a guy she likes because his other male friend and her were once seen flirting.

Eg: Despite Rebecca being all for it, Danny wouldn't get with Rebecca because his mate Andrew had dibbed (v.) her.

Eg: Mandy couldn't hook up with Daniel because their mutual friend Jason had dibbed (v.) her.

by Dibbed October 25, 2009