dib

in arabic it meens bear but it is used as a moron a dib is someone who everyone can make fun of at a particular moment

when joey spills milk all over the table everyone would call him a dib

by Rafaelman April 17, 2006

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DIBS is an acronym for Dick Intergrated Ball Syndrome/Sack. It is a common occurance for persons of a certain decendancy or of slight obestity. A person has DIBS when their penis is so small there scrotum overpowers it and is more prominent.
Basically their penis is very small however their scrotum is very large.

After gym class when a lad has encountered a bit of gitch they go to have a shower and remove their underwear. To the other class mates shock they see an overly large ball sack (scrotum) and find it hard to see his penis. They then exclaim
'wow, he's got DIBS!!!'

by Bob Frost January 29, 2008

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v. To flake out on your friends at the last minute.

We were planning on going on the trip with the squad but Ben had to Dib again.

by TrackVibes May 19, 2018

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The act of calling upon an object as your own
How To Do It: If you find an object and their is no present owner then thou can call dibs and it shall be theirs
Out ruling: if someones name is on it the that falls into the finders keepers rule

Man 1: Oh look theirs a dead body "dibs"
Police: We need that
Man 1: Go fuck yourself

by xdgangforlife February 26, 2019

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A dab is a cannabis based, oil product used by vaping with an oil rig.

Small in nature because of it's powerful, concentrated effects, dabs are being taken in smaller amounts called dibs. Half the size of a dab and a dib typically will not make you cough or choke.

"I'd like to try out your new rig, can I do a dib?"

"I'd love a dib!"

"A little dib'll do ya."

by RevSkyy January 03, 2017

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