Dickaphobic

To be afraid of dicks to the point that you will not hook up with guys.

Can you believe the girls at that party last night? They wouldn't hook up with anyone. They were so dickaphobic.

by Gertrude939 October 19, 2014

dickapitation

the action or process of a man penis being removed from the body. No anaesthetic is used in this process. Thus it is painful and only to be wished upon the worst of enemies or spouses.

Dood #1: "Hey what did Jill do when she found out Bob was cheating on her?"
Dood #2: "Oh she gave him a hardcore dickapitation!!"

by nelly b July 25, 2007

dickarooni

a person who is a asshole, stupid, annoying, or just a dick . esp; people who draw dicks on peoples facebook wall and or desks.

"Dude, Zach, you're such a fucking dickarooni for putting dicks everywhere on desks in your science class!"

by DFrank June 19, 2009

carbon dickprint

The amount of money an individual or corporation is screwed out of by it's so called "carbon footprint"

1.The carbon dickprint to my utility bill is $40 a month.

2. Under the proposed cap and tax legislation, XYZ's carbon dickprint will be $10,000,000 a year.

by josjr March 29, 2010

dicaprio

Also known as Gatsby, Cobb, Leo, Leonardo, Calvin Candy. He is a fantastic actor with no Oscar.

The greatest actor in the world: Leonardo DiCaprio.

by Let's Get Schwifty October 22, 2013

Dicaprihoe

A fandom filled with girls with an unhealthy obsession with a man old enough to be their dad, But don’t tell them that..

I love Leonardo Dicaprio, I’m a Dicaprihoe!

by leoslover June 19, 2020

DiCaprio Syndrome

Leonardo DiCaprio only dates attractive women up to the age of 25. Many other heterosexual men are like this. No matter how old they get they will only ever want to date young women up to the age of 25.

My mate was dating an attractive young woman who was 25. She has now turned 26 and he has dumped her, therefore he must have DiCaprio syndrome!

by Superduderocketpower July 25, 2019