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Doggie-Bag Dyslexia

A mental disorder which causes a person to place their left-over meal into the lid of a take-home box at a local restaurant. Although the top and bottom may look similar, any person with this disorder will consistently choose the wrong side. Although symptoms are typically mild, if left untreated, results may include the following:

a) Unexpected loss of your meal on the way back to your car.
b) Sauces/dressings leaking onto pants, car seats, or refrigerator.
c) Misrepresentation of the restaurant’s logo which typically appears on the lid of the box (a Felony in most states).
Doggie-Bag Dyslexia.
by Justin Cccccccc March 2, 2006
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keyboard dyslexia

what happens when you are messaging a friend and you can't seem to type the word you are wanting and the one you actually type has a completely different meaning
with keyboard dyslexia:
"you need to slut up"
non-keyboard dyslexic (actual) version:
"you need to shut up"
by jtchand May 13, 2006
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dyslexia

So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra...
by Bob November 29, 2003
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Verbal Dyslexia

When you try to say something and you mix the words up or the letters.

Dyslexia with words.

Almost a Tongue Twister
Instead of:

Going outside to have a cigarette.
You say:

Going cigarette to have an outside.

Instead of:

Lets call Jennifer

You say:
Lest call Jeffiner
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Sorry, I have verbal dyslexia. Always mixing up my words.
by xSkittlerx October 23, 2010
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insomnia dyslexia

1. When you are so tired, everything you say or type comes out misspelled, or as nonsense.

2. When lack of sleep prevents you from generating a coherent sentence in conversation.
on surfin' bird
1. Are you aware that the word is the bird?

ugh.. I meant bird is the word*

Sorry, I'm having insomnia dyslexia tonight.

2. rotlf, lamo
Damnit, I'm a moron. I can't spell tonight; blame my insomnia dyslexia.
by Joy Rising April 22, 2010
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Dyslexia

A neurological disorder which makes a person struggle to read and write.
Dyslexics are often creative, funny, resorceful, helpful and sensitive. They are often cautious when making freinds/with friends or with in relationships as they are scared of being hurt or left. They are also very smart. They have good recall and understand alot of things. They learn in a fun way with helps the information stay and also means they use different techniques when revising.
They may need extra help reading and copying in class from there peers but are often to afraid to ask so offer to help if they look like they need it. They are also quiet in class as they are afraid of being chosen to read or awnser a question but with there peers that can be loud and confident.
"Hey I know you have dyslexia, do you need any help with this?"
"I think I'm OK but thanks"
"ok if you need help though just ask"
"thanks"
by S_y.m February 20, 2019
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dabslexia

When you take fat dabs and your sentences get all jumbled up, not backwards but mixed up, and still make sense.
Ryan: Mobil-bobility

Joe: huh?

Ryan: mushrooms doing can your improved Mobil-bobility

Joe: what?

Ryan: sorry got a little dabslexia there. Doing mushrooms can improve your mobil-bobility.
by JoeMFMorgan May 18, 2022
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