Chronic Desperation Disorder

Chronic Desperation Disorder (C.D.D), is the constant state in which a male is lackin the skills to socialise with a female. Symptoms include; tying female(s) shoes, poor jokes, awkwardness, stealing their property as a ‘joke’, being a straight weird cunt, etc.

Scenario 1:
Friend 1: Hey, you know Matt?
Friend 2: Yeah he’s the dude that got straight denied by Victoria!?
Friend 1: Bro... he’s got stage 4 Chronic Desperation Disorder.

Scenario 2:
Friend 1: Yo Alex deadset got CDD.
Friend 2: Yeah bro I know, he let a bunch of bitches put makeup on him.

by xxxtittilishious November 8, 2019

Despina

Despina means "Lady" in greek but it's also as a name. Despina is a beauty with dark brown hair, gorgeous eyes and an amazing personality. She's the type of person to eat everything that catches her sight but not gain weight. She loves her friends and she's really outgoing. She is quite the attention seeking type and for that she gets scolded sometimes but other than that, she's a perfect human being.

Girl:Omg despina is so pretty! I wish I had her body! >.<
Boy: Ikr she's gorgeous!

by Dabdabz December 31, 2017

desperation kink

The sexual arousal someone feels when they feel the need to piss.

"I have such a desperation kink"

by Jsoevels January 1, 2016

desperate

1. feeling or showing a hopeless sense that a situation is so bad as to be impossible to deal with.
2 (of a person) having a great need or desire for something.

Tom is such a desperate f***, literally trying to bang everything that moves.

by The1337kidofCrawley January 6, 2017

Desperate

When you want a hoodie or cuddles, but you look like too much of a rat to even get a boyfriend.

Shalissa: Omg I'm so desperate
Bobert: Omg same gurl

by uh oh stinky monkey November 2, 2019

desperapist

A noun describing a person, typically of the male gender, who is both desperate and sleazy. Characteristics of a desperapist include inappropriate touching, sleazy comments and uncomfortable closeness.

Ugh, Giovanni is such a desperapist! he wouldnt keep his hands to himself!

by Jacintaaaaaaaa August 1, 2010

Despicable Fatty

The executioners found mainly in Hemwick in the videogame Bloodborne.

"I was playing Bloodborne last night and I almost made it to Cainhurst, but a despicable fatty got me before I could."

by GrabStick Mykofsky May 3, 2016