A desktop gooner is someone who masturbates on their desktop computer, at their desk, rather than in their bed like a normal fucking person.
Person 1: You see Philip over there?
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: He's a Desktop Gooner! I caught him desktop gooning in a discord call last night.
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: He's a Desktop Gooner! I caught him desktop gooning in a discord call last night.
by ppbob February 27, 2025
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VRChat person 2: Why?
VRChat person 1: For the Desktop yeet *throws drink accross the room*
VRChat person 2: Why?
VRChat person 1: For the Desktop yeet *throws drink accross the room*
by PCubiles May 31, 2021
Get the Desktop yeet mug.After noticing how much junk you have on your computer desktop, you create a new folder on the desktop and dump all your junk in it. You repeat this many times, dumping junk into folders and folders into other folders until one day when you're cleaning old junk off of your computer, you open up the folder on your desktop and are assaulted by the onslaught of never-ending junk and folders, creating a result similar to opening up a closet one of your ex's has stuffed with mountains of junk they said they cleaned up and having it all fall on you.
Bob didn't really feel like sorting through all the old porn on his desktop so he did a little desktop closet stuffing and dumped it all into one big folder.
by JohnJJS January 3, 2012
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Get the Desktop graveyard mug.When someone uses the FiveM cheat “Gosht” but tries to act like they’re legit by instantly tabbing out or closing stuff on their desktop the moment they get screen-checked. Basically the textbook move of a cheater that swears they’re clean but still shaky.
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Get the Desktop mug.Desktop background of the week is an award given by the YouTuber "YuB" to express how well the Background is. He puts it as his background and the creator gets to brag about how their drawing showed up on some lazy old dad's computer.
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