One who is incredibly analytical, intelligent, and articulate while maintaining a casual and fun lifestyle and a sexy appearance; unicorn of women.
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As long as the economy doesn't decline, to hell with Floridians dying! That's Ron DeSantis in a nutshell!
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You don't need those rose colored glasses, you're looking at Deshana.
You don't need those rose colored glasses, you're looking at Deshana.
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I was in the bathroom for over an hour dealing with DeSantis. Eventually I just gave up and had sex anyway. There was definitely a little Santorum involved.
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People this devoted to one person typically have no hope of ever thinking critically, and are referred to as simps in common English.
People this devoted to one person typically have no hope of ever thinking critically, and are referred to as simps in common English.
Sam: Bro fuck Trump he's running again for 2024! Why can't DeSantis just be President and all our problems will be solved!
Bob: Shut up DeSantiSimp.
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