derk

dick/ jerk

ray rodriguez

by crystal June 10, 2003

derke

a black guy who has an enormous penis; a big black dick

Brittney: "Ya I had sex last night"
Krissi: "Oh, with a derke?"
Brittney: "duh"

by bbb2345 April 22, 2011

derk

for when you get your words mixed up and need a definition to back it up

Girl: Andrew your such a derk!
Boy: excuse me?
Girl: Yeah look it up at urbandictionary.com!

by M t-payne January 8, 2009

Derk

A combination of a jerk and a dork. Commonly misspelled derc, with a C, but this is obviously incorrect, as neither of the two component words have a C anywhere in them.

Girl: You are such a derc!
Guy: You mean derk with a K right? There's no C in dork or jerk.
Girl: Shut up.

by Not a Derk. December 25, 2010

derk slurp

Derk Slurp Is A Underrated Tiktoker That is gay and a awesome influence for his younger viewers!

Guy: Who is that guy?
Me: That's Derk Slurp
Guy: He is hawt asf

by Tiktok: vibes._.char September 22, 2020

The Triple Derk

The process in which one takes two hoses from a hookah and takes three long hits back-to-back-to-back resulting in a buzz that exceeds all understanding. The less time in between hits the better and the final Derk should be held for as long as possible to prolong the communion with Mohammed.

You wanna hit The Triple Derk? Im feelin pretty derka-ish tonight.

by Derka-stan June 15, 2009

herky derk

to receive intimate, passionate, and/or erotic favors from one's sneaky link all while doing cartwheels like Fergie during the National Anthem.

I wish Bree from Lab Rats would herky derk me.

by abby (abster) November 23, 2022