Marketing Department

A bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes.

The revolution is coming, so I recommended to Jenny that she move out of the marketing department. She laughed at me. Well, my conscience is clear.

by Stargoat August 26, 2013

Fart and Depart

To fart and then leave the scene of the crime before the deed is discovered.

Bill: 'Urgh, what's that smell?'
Alice: 'Chris must have let one go. A classic case of fart and depart.'

by Dr C-K January 18, 2010

Depakote

Depakote Valproate (VPA) and its valproic acid, sodium valproate, and valproate semisodium is an anticonvulsant. It can treat seizures and bipolar disorder. It can also help prevent migraine headaches. Depakote can treat depression and anxiety. It lifts your mood and reduces anxiety. Proposed mechanisms include affecting GABA levels, blocking voltage-gated sodium channels, and inhibiting histone deacetylases.

I took depakote and it lifted my mood and reduced my anxiety. I later got lexapro and another medication added. I'm sleepier sometimes but happy.

by HawaiianPunch1 August 5, 2021

Anti Sex Maoist Department

This phrase is used whenever someone posts something horny in a Communist Server.

Person 1: <Posts Horny pic> CUM

Person 2: Huh? Unbased! Where the fuck is the Anti Sex Maoist Department?

by Red1917 January 4, 2021

Departure from gate two

When you're in a rush to catch a flight at gate 37b but you need to make dash for the toilet.

"Honey, I know we may miss our flight, but please hold my luggage, it's the last call for a departure from gate two."

by Guy Cbk November 9, 2012

Depage

Depage: a word commonly used to describe the opposite sex in a sexual context. It is a versatile word that can be used as a Noun, an Adjective or a Verb

Noun: that's good depage (Referring to an attractive member of the opposite sex).

Adjective: Her depage was really good last night.

Verb: I could see her toes curl while I was depping her.

by MongolMan June 1, 2018

Deparchment

A beverage that quenches the thirst of someone who is parched. Thus relieving their parchment.

Man I'm thirsty, I better get some deparchment.

by Djent_2 January 12, 2019