Dual Density Dump

A shit log that has two types of shit in the same log. This can range from soft and smooth to hard and with a crsushed together nugget look.

I just took a dual density dump. It started out hard and ended soft!

by JLO70 November 3, 2022

Pedo Density

The percentage of people in a certain area (often every sqkm) that are attracted to kids (pedophiles).

England has a MASSIVE pedo density, maybe we shouldn't let our kids go out alone in case they get fucked.

by FirstLastName February 20, 2024

3rd Density

An alternate way of describing the dimension (or dement-sion) we currently live in. The level of denseness. The feeling of thickness. It gets lighter as we move up the densities. The higher densities one experiences, the more this one feels like a mud bath :-)

I decided to incarnate into the 3rd Density for a dense experience.

by 1divine1 June 18, 2024

Gravitic Density

Gravitic Density: The amplified weight of material reality during Earth's Perihelion. A state where solar proximity maximizes magnetic interference, suppressing high-frequency spiritual signals and locking consciousness into biological loops."

"I didn't fail my resolutions because I'm weak; I tried to plant new seeds in concrete. The Gravitic Density of January crushed them before they could sprout."

by "knowgood" December 27, 2025

I'm your density

Geogre McFly's (Crispin Glover) iconic line to Lorraine (Lea Thompson) in Lou's Cafe, in Back to the Future.

George McFly: I'm George. George McFly. I'm your density. I mean your destiny.

by numbereightbus April 17, 2023

chai-dentity

1. The identification of a person by their habitual coffee drink order.

2. A fake name used when ordering coffee drinks.

1. (at coffee chain store) "They didn't ask you what drink you wanted." "Nah, they know my chai-dentity here."

2. "Why does it say 'Tom Petty' on the side of your Starbucks cup?" "Dude, that's my chai-dentity."

by Anna LeStache January 9, 2010

Ad-dentity theft

Occurs when a company releases an advertising campaign which is hi-jacked by others purporting to be the company in press releases that instead point out company shortcomings.

Chevron released the "We Agree" ad campaign on October 18, 2010. A group of under the radar marketers, the Yes Men, released a press release highlighting the company's alleged shortcomings related to environmental issues, pretending that is was an official press release from Chevron. As the press began reporting on the fraudulent press releases, the Yes Men issued another press release supposedly again from Chevron, that reported that the ad campaign and related press releases had been hi-jacked. The term ad-dentity theft was created to describe the the identity of the ad being stolen.

by U of A M/C Fall 2010 November 2, 2010