special delivery

when you take a dump on somebodys front steps, or on their property, especialy their mailbox.

i hate that fucker down the street so we gave him a special delivery last night.

by nick, aka "toast", aka "sir charles", aka "crazy ass mafia italian boy" March 2, 2004

Delien

A unbelievably beautiful girl, she does not laugh easily but when you can make her laugh you know she is truly happy.. Has one of the prettiest smiles you'll ever see.. Has problems with getting close, usualy when she likes someone she starts to avoid them due to being insecure and scared of getting hurt. Very sporty and a unique laugh..

Delien is Pragtig

by Cora749 September 23, 2012

Delivery Dump Truck

The Delivery Dump truck, is a truck that delivers your garbage to your house or somewhere else.

An example would be, a Donald Trump Poster or wall paper. Maybe you can find something good when they deliver stuff to you!

Marie: Harold, The Delivery Dump Truck Is coming!
Harold: Alright! More posters to burn for fun!
Marie: Don't burn any Shrek Movies!

by 1 Cool Guy March 3, 2019

delivert

To tell a lie in front of a church about your sexuality.

Example: "I Am Not Gay No More, I am DELIVERT!!!"

by DjGBlade November 23, 2014

Dominos Delivered

When a skank has a child but is not sure who the father is. The skank will sleep with just about anyone, even the Dominos delivery boy.

That one was dominos delivered!

by Cougbk February 21, 2011

deliverance

A great book and great movie that has been reduced to a line of viscerally disturbing dialogue. This movie did for homophobia what "Saturday Night Fever" did for disco.

Mountain Man: What do you want to do now?
Toothless Man: Grinning He's got a real pretty mouth on him, don't he?
Mountain Man: I'm gonna make you squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee.

by mandingoe May 18, 2004

hand delivered fart bomb

When you release a hot fart into your hand while you have it cupped over your butthole to catch it, then release in the face of someone.

I just gave my lover a hand delivered fart bomb when he was least expecting it.

by Turdy McBunkerson July 31, 2008