depressing

depressing is when someone feels bad and or alone/in pain etc and gives of a depressing vibe, it may also make other people feel sepressed and unhappy

'that guy is really depressing'
'yeah i know, he is dumbing down the party'

by nomjononom August 5, 2009

Dressing room goggles

The completely distorted viewpoint while in the dressing room that you will have a desire/need/ability to wear a particular garment after purchase.

I was cleaning out my closet and found 6 tops that I bought last year because of dressing room goggles, of course, they still have the tags on them.

by Sassafras September 4, 2013

Colombian Salad Dressing

When a guy is laying on his back, spreading his legs, and holding his knees. A girl snorts a line of coke off his ass cheeks and hocks a loogie of cocaine filled snot into his asshole.

dude I got so fucked up last night! Amber gave me a colombian salad dressing and finished it with a dirty sanchez!

by Colombian Ranger May 25, 2016

She is defrosting

Referring to Mariah Carey, beginning on November 1st and completes on December 1st. When defrosting has completed, she can be heard on radios and such

“Guys, she is defrosting.”

“Oh god”

by Threatening Gay Person December 25, 2022

Ranch Dressing

Slang term for "Cum"

"I poured some ranch dressing all over my girls salad lastnight."

by Treble June 16, 2003

Dressing Room Dipper

When funding is low, time is short, and usually during the daylight hours when car sex is not possible, you find a clothing retailer that has unisex dressing, fitting, or changing rooms, grab the maximum amount of articles permitted in the room on your way in, and then upon entering the room, hang those articles up on the hook, drop your pants and rail your girlfriend. Best done at a busy retailer so the grunts and moans are covered by background noise. At the end of the year, this practice can save you hundreds of dollars in motel expenses as a motel that is clean enough for most peoples standards will cost you half a Benjamin every time.

Ring-Ring: Yo Dude, can I come over and use your apartment for an hour or so? I have this hottie with me who needs some dick now! Person 2: Shit man, sorry, Mom's coming over. You better take her over to Old Navy and do a Dressing Room Dipper if she needs railed that bad!

by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009

franch dressing

when "frannie z" masturbates with a cucumber, the juices caused by her excitment is now known as "fran"ch dressing.

duddddeeeee i fucked frannie last night and she had some sweeeeet tastin franch dressing!

by ckjrhjmc April 8, 2010