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Murdoch defence

Rejecting responsibility for any wrongdoing within your organisation because it's too big. Laying the blame on people who you trusted that let you down and let down the people who you trusted and so forth. Then claiming you're the best person to clear up the mess!
Louise Mensch: "Mr Murdoch, have you considered resigning?

Rupert Murdoch: "No."

LM: "Why not?"

RM: "Because, I feel that people I trusted, I'm not saying who, I don't know what level, have let me down. I think they behaved disgracefully and betrayed the company, and me. It's for them to pay. I think that, frankly, I'm the best person to clear this up. I plead the Murdoch defence!"
by technika69 July 20, 2011
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Boris Johnson Defence

when someone slams the tory government, they bring up Labour's faults despite not being in power since 2010
I can't think of an argument so I'll use the Boris Johnson defence
by WelshNutter July 29, 2022
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Pre-Self Defence

The act of attacking someone under the ruse of self-defence, purely so they don't even get a chance to attack you. Usually happens in a bar or other locations that could have disturbance.
Person A: Giving me skittles should apply to you doing any Glasweigan things, such as bottling women, and taking heroin. Deep fried foods are okay, if it's fish. Anything else, a skittle.

Person B: then I'm gonna end up spending my student loan on a box of skittles and sending down south to you.
haha

Person A: I can live with that

Person B: well deep fried foods I tend to avoid anyways - healthy diet for hockey! haha!

Person A: Well try to stick with it! Bottling women should be okay but the taking heroin.Well actually, it's incredibly smart if you think about it. The heroin and the deep frying cancel each other out

Person B: and the bottling is self defence??

Person A: Pre-self defence.

Person B: ahhh yes
by James Frost February 20, 2011
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DeFoncing

To run around a city with your testicles slapping against your thighs. Usually resulting in a rash.
Dude i went jogging yesterday and was DeFoncing the whole way.
by AidsLicker69 September 24, 2012
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English Defence League

Loose association of football thugs, British nationalists, petty criminals and out-and-out-racists who claim they're defending the UK from Islamic extremism by going on Stella and Cocaine fuelled rampages through towns and cities with high muslim populations.

Popular songs on English Defence League demonstrations include "Allah is a Paedo", "Allah, Allah, Who the fuck is Allah?" "Burn A Mosque"and "We Want Our Country Back".

The English Defence League claims to be educating the population at large about the threat muslims, sorry, "islamic extremism" poses to "our way of life". They also think that pork products have the same effect on muslims that garlic has on vampires. Unsurprisingly, the population at large finds them to be varyingly rabid, pig ignorant, stultifyingly ill-informed or a combination of all three. Or doesn't even know who they are.
"Who are that bunch of sorry clowns that closed our town centre down last weekend?"
"What, the ones that look and sound like the National Front?"
"Yeah, that lot".
"Oh, that's the English Defence League".
by EDLULZ March 20, 2011
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Defence Nukk

Defence Nukk, a RuneScape legend. A famous RuneScape player, also known as one of the richest RuneScape players. Defence Nukk also ran RuneScape MySpace.
Damn dude, Defence nukk added me! I'm famous!
by lover romeo January 19, 2009
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deconcentrate

To beat someone up so bad that they can't think straight or talk right
i'll beat your ass so bad that you'll be deconcentrateded
by Soulja Boi January 8, 2005
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