deforestation

What people do when they're too stupid to understand that the oxygen they breathe comes from the trees around them

Those idiots are gonna get us all killed by causing mass deforestation and limiting our oxygen supply

by Dubiks January 10, 2019

Decestation

A God, or Godlike/absolute being. Someone superior to you; an immortal force that cannot be perceived and/or compared to the trivial entity you are. Decestation cannot be explained or analyzed by any humanistic intellect.

Decestation is indefectible.

Man: Decestation?
God: Yes.

by Decestation December 9, 2008

Defecation deficit

To not be able to take a shit; to be constipated.

Sorry, that was my digestion. I'm in the middle of a defecation deficit.

by maltar April 9, 2011

Devastation Laugh

When one person, preferably one who isn't that funny, makes a joke that isn't funny. In the silence following the joke, one person may release a loud sarcastic singular "HA" to show this unfunny person to return to their position of not being funny.

Unfunny friend: Hey guys "insert stupid joke"
everyone else: *silence*
other normal friend: "HA"

everyone else: *laughs at the devastation of unfunny friend*
other friend: dude that devastation laugh was awesome.

by Lupus_Solus December 27, 2015

Deforestation

It's when you GF has no bush

Brother"wow sis you've just had a deforestation"
Sister" i know it feels beautiful HMMMMMMMMMM"

by Your pseudonym24 September 16, 2019

Defecation Dost

A defecation dost is described as a friend, comrade, or whatever of that sort, who happens to take a shit at the same time as you. The simultaneous ritual of taking a shit while being in contact with each other, ex. Through texting, is when they can be established as this as they are defecating, and being « dosts » (which is friends in the Hindi language).

« Hey dude, I just took the biggest dump this morning my bowels feels RENEWED »

« Same?? Dude I took one too it was ETHEREAL. »
« Oh my god...we’re defecation dosts! »

by WINWINIESYOSHSH December 23, 2020

Self-defecation

Bullshitting about self. Antonym to self-deprecation.

He is prone to self-defecation when there are women around.

by VictoriaChan March 4, 2009