defenestrate

the act of offensively taking down ones fence, or that of a neighbor, in order to protect oneself and others from grave injury while falling through a window or blackish hole

Ted was home to defenestrate while his wife was away, but the damn neighbor cat was on the ledge watching, so ted had to defenestrate the whole neighborhood because the cat would scratch his right to defenstrate alone should he vote on ballot measure 12453b and decide not to defenestrate at all, would hardly seem logical given how much of his life he'd already spent defenestrating and lame in certain defenstrational instances

by randy moss 111, jr September 14, 2018

Defenestrate

Yeeting someone out the window

I will defenestrate you

by Ayyeetboi April 27, 2019

Defenestrate

To throw someone or something out of a window

I got defenestrated because of my rude behavior

by Oreofluff August 12, 2020

Defenestrate

To fuck someone out of a window.

You're kind of ugly, my friends really hate you, but if you come over I'll defenestrate you.

by deathbydick September 24, 2020

defenestrate

To yeet someone out a window.

*In EA Headquarters*
Boss: Guys we need more ways to get more money from gamers, any ideas?
Employee 1: Charge them more on buying the game and in-game products!
Employee 2: Release a new FIFA game that is exactly the same as the last one!
Employee 3: Stop making high-price crappy games and instead make good games that attract people to buy them
Boss: *insert triggered face*
Employee 3: :I
*Employee 3 gets defenestrated*

by Webbo10101 February 8, 2021

Defenestrate

An intellectual term, reintroduced by YouTuber Mumbo Jumbo, meaning to throw (someone) out of a window

"If I die with all of this stuff on me, then I'm going to yeet myself out the window. Or as an intellectual would say, defenestrate myself." - Mumbo Jumbo

by Mumbo Jumbo fan July 9, 2021

Defenestrate

Something I wish to do to my brother.

My brother is such an asshole I want to defenestrate him.

by DiamondCraft207 December 17, 2021