Airborne Defecation

Its what you breathe in when someone around you (or you) farts. Little feces particles floating in the air.

...im pretty sure that smell is us inhaling someones airborne defecation...

by llasfgiwhnb October 16, 2009

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stay of defecation

The gastrointestinal equivalent of a stay of execution. An urgent need to defecate is temporarily relieved by passing a small amount of gas, or possibly a sale on shoes.

I thought I was going to shit my pants before we got to that rest station, luckily I was able to let a few SBD's out and got a stay of defecation.

by GEGuru March 8, 2011

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Premarital Vaginal Defecation

The act of shitting into woman's vagina before marriage.

Chad could not have sex with his girlfriend before marriage because she is a religious Mormon, so he decided to shit in her vagina. She did not like premarital vaginal defecation.

by poopmuncher42069666 April 15, 2018

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Immaculate Defecation.

When one does a shit and then wipes their ass and miraculously it's already pristine and clean.

Immaculate Defecation.
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by slipkid69 February 1, 2018

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oral defecation

sometimes i get confused (especially while drinking!!) and a turd comes out of my mouth instead of my buttle (butt hole)!!!

my mouth got confused with my buttle, (butt hole) i had an oral defecation

by michael foolsley December 20, 2009

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The act of preventing someone from having a well deserved, urgently needed, and much anticipated bowl movement by asking them to do one more chore before he disappears into the bathroom for an indeterminate amount of time.

John hated when his wife engaged in defecation interruptus by asking him to take out the trash as he headed toward the bathroom for a little quality time with the newspaper.

by ncinpa December 31, 2013

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