Sarcastic alternative to "deaf," but pronounced with the double 'e' sound. Usually used with bad intention.
"What - are you deef?"
by allisonic December 18, 2003
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Often said by poker players who continually change all their cards on the first changeover.
When the dealer asks the player if he wants 'five cards?' the player would say 'Oh deefs'
When the dealer asks the player if he wants 'five cards?' the player would say 'Oh deefs'
by launcher April 18, 2007
1.to pwn a massive un-healthy amout of food
2. to do something almost as stupid or as stupid as someone who is mentally retarded
3. for a human to have the size of an elephant head
4. to run/to hills all summer
5.To not be able to afford something of inexpensive value.
2. to do something almost as stupid or as stupid as someone who is mentally retarded
3. for a human to have the size of an elephant head
4. to run/to hills all summer
5.To not be able to afford something of inexpensive value.
1. Wow that dude just deefed that family sized lasagna.
2. Holy crap did you see that deefed up head, no way he'll find a fitted.
3. Yo you justed deefed that hill, your fast and in shape.
4. Man be real, quit deefing around about how you were fuck buddies all summer.
2. Holy crap did you see that deefed up head, no way he'll find a fitted.
3. Yo you justed deefed that hill, your fast and in shape.
4. Man be real, quit deefing around about how you were fuck buddies all summer.
by ddub September 04, 2008
01. (v.) deef, deefed
to mess up; to destroy; to fuck up.
to have sex with;
02. (n.) deefed
to be intoxicated or otherwise not in control of your actions;
to mess up; to destroy; to fuck up.
to have sex with;
02. (n.) deefed
to be intoxicated or otherwise not in control of your actions;
01. (v.)
how'd you do on the sat's last weekend?
i deefed on 'em, bad.
02. (n.)
you guys go back to the dorm?
yeah we were deefed and broke a window.
how'd you do on the sat's last weekend?
i deefed on 'em, bad.
02. (n.)
you guys go back to the dorm?
yeah we were deefed and broke a window.
by the boston anthony August 25, 2005
The process of farting out of your dickhole. Like Queefing, but with your dickhole. A deef does not smell like fish, like a queef, but like fresh spring flowers spewn accross a medow with bunnys. A deef tends to sound like a gunshot, and priests and african americans are alergic to them.
Yesterday i let out the craziest deef in church, the priest threw up on the alter, i think he was a black.
by karatychopper August 31, 2010
Exceptionally potent marijuana.
by strokesGuitarist July 14, 2009