decaf

Coffee without coffee

"What the shit is up with this coffee?"
"It's decaf"
"There's no coffee in decaf!"

by El Diablo2 December 25, 2007

decadank

A mind-blowing desert that is both decadent and dank. A decadank desert is for those that like taking their sweet tooth and/or munchies craving to a higher level of full-sensory satisfaction.

"Last night Tracy, Rachel and Alyssa hooked up the illist decadank desert I've ever had... coconut bliss ice cream in between two homemade hemp double chocolate chip cookies, with fresh strawberries mixed with Godiva chocolate liquor... I had a really long deliciogasm and was sugarstoned till morning"

"Damn, that sounds dope as fuck, invite me over next time!"

"Sorry man, you're gonna have to find your own kitchen savvy princess posse to chill with bro, Im not sharing this poontacular tastycake."

by veganic June 17, 2009

Decaffitated

Someone secretly switching your coffee to decaf thus rendering you useless.

I was kind of a dick to the guy at starbucks today, I think he may have decaffitated me.

by Craylon Jennings December 14, 2010

DECA

A cult that you and your friends join. You talk about how much you hate DECA and how much stress it is when secretly you all are to infatuated with DECA to stop talking about it for short periods of time. An obsession. DECA is an excuse for your parents to pay for you to go on vacation with you and your friends and be placed in a nice hotel with them.

Dad: Hey son, here's $1000 for your DECA conference at icdc, hope you learn about what it takes to be successful in the business world.

Son: Sucker..

by DECA HERO June 29, 2011

Decade Rule

When you cannot reveal a secret because it is so sensitive, it will offend those around you. By citing the decade rule, in doing so you agree that ten years from that date you cite it, you will reveal the secret.

Me: Ross, where were you last night?
Ross: I'm citing the decade rule on this one
Me: Damn, I'll mark the date

by E Daddy December 15, 2009

decapidead

Death by decapitation.

What happened to John?

Oh, he's decapidead...

by narwhalinthecorner April 2, 2019

decabox

The decabox is the ultimate in television news graphics technology. It involves any assortment of 10 experts simultaneously displayed on the screen. Each talking head is made so small as to render the speaker unrecognizable on any television smaller than 61 inches.

Fox News had 10 political analysts talking at the same time, so they had to resort to using the fabled decabox. Their heads were so small that you couldn't tell who they were.

by Farlig December 22, 2008