december 29

Only the hottest of the hottest are born on this day. People born on december 29 are some of the funniest people and also the kindest. But don't let that kindness fool you because if you do them wrong they wont have any problem clapping back. Its called being a good savage :)

Omg did you see her? She's so fucking hot and fierce. Yeah dude, she must be born on december 29.

by bebos October 15, 2019

December 27

It's my birthday!!! This is also the day were you get screwed off with presents because you already got them on Christmas.

December 27: it's her birthday, oh yea I already got her, her present

Hey happy birthday
Hey, did you get me anything
No I already got them for you 2 days ago

by THEREISNOUSERNAMETHATSNOTTAKEN November 17, 2019

Destroy Dick December

In parody of "No-Nut November" and its rise in popularity in 2017, "Destroy Dick December" is an event starting on the first of December, in which you masturbate until completion in a quantity in relation to the date. This means you must nut 1 time on the first, twice on Dec. 2, 3 times on the third, and so on until 31 times on the 31st.

"Yoo man are you trying no nut november?" HEEELLL no its all about training for Destroy Dick December!!!!!!!!!!"

by FAM MAN November 21, 2017

December 21, 2012

Well, this is awkward.

Journal Entry: December 21, 2012

"The world didn't end today, so I jerked off instead."

by Some asshole December 21, 2012

December 12

Not national but important day when you can ask out your crush and if they say no slap them

Person 1: hey it’s December 12
wanna go out with me sometime

Person 2: lol no u ugly
Person 1: -slaps brutally-

by Apersonthatisreal October 28, 2019

December 24

If you were born in this day you’re clever, thinker, rational and incredibly impressive. also you'll have the most overwhelming soul, the most charming face and smile :( you for sure an amazing, rare person and the earth is so lucky to carry you upon it 💘

neenie : i was born in December 24

meemie : oh man i thinking im in loooove again

by meemie October 15, 2019

December 2

Every one skip school on this day!

On December 2 ima skip school

by Tic Tok bitches October 29, 2019