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daytime boyfriend

This is a very sad but common occurrence among guys who try to treat women with respect. Females with insecurities in their intelligence, appearance, sexual ability, etc. need constant praise and reassurance. Daytime boyfriend's fill this need by showering these soulless leeches with the praise necessary for them to make it through the day. This praise is usually genuine, but its affect is in vain, as the cavernous void which are these females just grows larger. These well-meaning men never actually date the girls. The tramps are very adept at leading them along enough to continue the praise and adoration of their worshiper, without any actual reciprocation (sexual, or otherwise). Thus, the men are boyfriends during the day, hearing all the inane problems of these women and helping them cope with their gnawing lack of self-worth, and at night go home with their dick in their hand.
The only real cure is from a change in the male's behavior, seeing as how these exploitative females see nothing wrong with their platonic relationship. He must let his nuts drop and cease being a total bitch. A creative way to ruin this girl to any infatuated guy is to picture her wincing in the pain of constipation, and then letting loose a fudge dragon. You are welcome. (Note: This has been learned from experience.)
If you can't think of an example from the above definition, you are or will soon be a daytime boyfriend.
by CockontheWalk December 22, 2007
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daytime playtime

The ability to hook up with a sex partner during normal business hours.
Hey baby/honey why don't we have some daytime playtime!
by Harleydog July 24, 2008
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Daytime Sex

Having sex with someone during the day, usually a secret, that is not your significant other. Having sex with someone before going home to another person for the night.
We have daytime sex behind the office, then go about our daily lives.

We had to have daytime sex, so that way we wouldn't get caught sneaking out at night trying to have sex.
by Jack0Lantern11 June 6, 2018
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Daytime Facebook

The online equivilent of Daytime Television.

During the day, when everyone is busy at school, college, university, work, or asleep, and nothing happens.
I was on Daytime Facebook earlier, it was so boring, i might as well have been watching Loose Women.
by George89 April 4, 2008
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Daytime Cooter

The art of one flashing ones vagina during the afternoon into a large crowd
I can’t believe we got some daytime Cooter at the racetrack today
by Rahrah June 10, 2018
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Daytime Janitors

Them little cleaning people at theatres who are only good at cleaning things like restrooms and lobbies. They like to call themselves Ushers, but we all know what's under that shiznit.
(Especially those working at Tinseltown in El Paso)
-The toilet is clogged yo.
-Well just call one of those lazy daytime janitors, they clean as good as your mom.
by Michael December 5, 2004
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Daytime Sleepies

A state of altered perception of time in which it is later than you think it is, caused by staying up till 2 AM or later and getting less than 10 hours of sleep
Oh Man, I shouldn't of stayed up so late, now i have the Daytime Sleepies
by TeenyMeany June 14, 2018
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