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Data Fucking

You have to start with a boss who has no clue what he or she is asking for when giving you an assignment. Once this occurs, the fucking comes from responding with as much superfluous information as humanly possible. This can come in verbal, written, table, or chart form. It is best when all four are used at the same time. The pinnacle of satisfaction is when your boss, with a confused look, tells you it is exactly what he or she is looking for.
Today my boss asked me for some more useless information, so I am going to give her a data fucking that she will never forget...
by anti-executive November 11, 2009
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data ass

You tried to type dat ass but autocorrect ruined your life again...........
"Lookit data ass!"
"Man, I wanna git meh sum data ass...."
by Frostid Flaeks February 16, 2015
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Inaccurate or useless data. A piece of data that, when compiled with a large body of like information, falls well outside of the typical parameters. Such data is usually discarded to maintain the integrity of a given study.
We could not arrive at an intelligible conclusion until we through out the junk data.
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Ehehehehe! Now I will put this long cheesewire between these trees so that whoever gets through is sliced in half! Eheheheh! Oh no! Prof. Pat Pending is blowing it away with another crazy invention! He's blown me into the air! ARGH! MUTTLEY!!! DO SOMETHING!!!
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Data Design Interactive

Quite possibly THE worst videogame developer in the history of mankind. They are responsible for many shovelware titles that score no higher than 1.0 out of 10 and should be banned from making games for Nintendo's Wii. There is also an online petition to ban the company from developing for Nintendo.
(you): Yo, this "Action Girlz Racing" is looking pretty badass.
(friend): Nah nigga, Data Design Interactive made that one. It scored 0.8 out of 10!
by morph09 February 13, 2009
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data piñata

Big Data method that consists of whacking data with a stick and hopefully some insights will come out.
The Big Data Scientist made a Twitter data piñata and found that Saturdays are the weekdays with the most tweets linking to kitty pictures.
by dgarcia_eu January 16, 2015
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