David dobrik

He's a dick but a funny one so it's aight.

David Dobrik can suck my dick but step yo girl

by Drugged.up.ducks July 23, 2017

david doucheovny

Someone who uses one liners from Californiacation with hopes of tricking people into thinking they're original.

Johnny: Revenge is a dish best served with my dick.
Suzie: What the fuck did you just say?
Johnny: Now you're giving me that look like I just finger-banged your cat
Suzie: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY CAT?? Are you trying to David Doucheovny me right now? Cuz I'm calling the cops...

by Harleyman883 June 29, 2011

david duong

A title meant for people who are rude, assholes who are douchebags to people.

Dude, that was such a david duong move.

WHAT ARE YOU, DAVID DUONG?

by DDDouchebag March 20, 2013

David Dice

A term coined on Fandible Actual Play Podcast. It describes an inexplicable and statistically improbable streak of poor dice luck. Which renders the most meticulously crafted characters impotent and without warning changes the direction of a story.

David: This ladies and gentlemen is my third one in a row. I present to you David Dice.
GM: Well you did get that two earlier. So it wasn't three ones in a row at least. Also, you think the kindly old lady is an assassin.

by sleypy December 14, 2018

David Darius

He is the definition of packing a large penis in his small pants, he is often used as an example to compare penises with. When he is erect he packs 19 CM. His entire fame is dependent on his male reproductive organ.

I wish I was as huge as David Darius, but the size of his thing is unfathamable

by Soothulakatti69 April 25, 2022

Davis'd

A footballing term, more specifically related to the kick - where one intends to kick the ball in a straight direction, but instead awkwardly skews the ball basically sideways, much to the displeasure of the intended receiver.

*Johnathan aims to kick the ball to Frederick but instead the ball lands in the creek located 25 metres to Fredericks left*

Frederick: Fuck man you royally davis'd that one!
Johnathan: Yeah I know, sorry.

by Shanosaurus April 11, 2010

Where's David Day!

Where's David Day takes place on 4/20, festivities include taping up your least favorite cousin named Austin's shoes and give them to him in Christmas wrapping paper. If he moves the shoes before Where's David Day is over, it is considered a party foul and he must take a walk through a swamp.

Where's David Day! only happens once a year.

by Cody James Baker August 1, 2011