Daubert

loves to have random hot juicy sex with pickles on friday nights
also hates a modest mouse and orange julius.
loves chicks with blue pants and small dicks.

Daubert: yo dude i just had the best sex with a big pickle last night
Hannah: oh thats cool.. i have a rather small penis
Daubert: oh then we should hook up with the pickle...

by ballies69966996 January 17, 2009

Dauber

A really annoying person that you work with that doesn't know when to leave you the hell alone! has the IQ of "Dauber Dybinski" on the 80- 90's show COACH... A total IDIOT!

Bobby is being a freaking Dauber today I can't stand that guy!!!

by Wouldn't you like to know2 July 2, 2008

daubed

to cover a girl in loads of cum... can also say daub

"last night i daubed all over her face"

by jbrrides8 May 21, 2009

Daubenspeck-Hudson Syndrome

The Daubenspeck-Hudson Syndrome: A high functioning narcissistic sociopath with bipolar types I & II, schizophrenia, a touch of BDD, and a history of drug abuse.

That girl is all kids of crazy. Must be the all-inclusive Daubenspeck-Hudson syndrome.

by Jemma Calico July 8, 2018

Daublitz

Nonsense ridiculousness

I was speech to texting a text message to a friend telling her I don't like omelets. Instead of writing omelettes it wrote daublitz. Well I had no idea what that meant but my phone wrote it with ease so I went to go look it up on Google. It took me to Urban Dictionary, which advise me it's not a word. And I thought was just a bunch of ridiculousness. WHAT is gong on!! Such nonsense! Hence.....DAUBLITZ was create!!!

There is just a bunch of daublitz going on here.

I've never heard so much daublitz!

by SANDEGALS June 23, 2018

Daubb

Noun: A marijuana cigarette

Hey Sean! Let's go chioff a daubb after work!

by Z-master September 23, 2018

daube

Synonyme of shit.

I just installed Windaube on my PC, should've stayed on Linux.

by SpecialNeedsForceHere October 17, 2018