dingleberries

A dingleberry is a peice of shit that doesn't know how to swim so she hangs onto your anal hairs for her life while you are pushing Mr. Brown. Dingleberries plural for dingleberry.

I was wiping my ass the other day, and OUCH!! i just ripped off my favorite dingleberry!

by Ceyhan August 27, 2004

dingleberries

A stinky nugget of dried shit that gets glued to your butthole pubes

Mrs. Manson has a lot of dingleberries

by Cuntwaffle October 28, 2009

dingleberries

Little beads of shit stuck to one's anal hairs.

Eew! I was giving my girlfriend a rim-job only to find myself slurping her dingleberries!

by sparky April 5, 2004

dingleberries

dried up balls of poop you find when taking a shower and cleaning your butthole

what is this shit on my ass

by joshua_thaylandw January 7, 2004

dingleberries

Bits of turd that fear the cold icy waters of the toilet, preferring to cling for dear life onto the hairs between your cheeks. Only found in males. If you find a chick with dingleberries, she's either a tranny or of Greek descent.

Bugger, the TP ran out before I could harvest the dingleberries from my arse fur.

by coryinc September 26, 2006

dingleberrie

A fan of the band RIMJOB from Pittsburgh Kansas.

Karl (Frontman of RIMJOB) Hey all you Dingleberries out there.

by Dingleberrie#1 January 4, 2012

women's dingleberries

When a woman has her period and blood sticks to her long pubic hair forming a dried clump. Also known as: vag grapes.

See also: vag grapes

Our old roomate was a hippy and never washed herself when she had her period. Therefore, she had massive women's dingleberries.

by Unappropriate citizen March 6, 2010