breakfast dagger

Morning wood. Morning erection.

I woke up with a viscous breakfast dagger and i had to bury it in her gash. Morning wood boner woodie hard on

by InconsideRich January 23, 2016

Slow Dagger

The unpatriotic act turned the country into the United Stasi of America and the Stasi CIA, FBI, NSA unintelligent agencies run the program and confusion centers make up terrorist because there aren't any and outsource most of the harassment to local community groups such as infraretard and neighborhood nazis and Stasi pigs and insecurity guards, who are the FBI's (f) lying monkeys that smear campaign, track, harass, gaslight, 24/7 monitoring and sabotage waiting for you to make a mistake and their only protocol is to kill the targeted individual with plausible deniability. Fake Bureau of Investigation runs gangstalking (COINTELPRO) and Clowns Idiots and Assholes runs electronic harassment (MK ULTRA) to Disrupt, Discredit, Divide (DDD) to isolate, set up, nuetralize non investigative subjects by inducing mental breakdowns, psychosis, regression, helplessness, homelessness, hospitalization, incarceration, suicides, homicides, heart attacks, cancer, and car accidents that's undetectable and it's hard to prove because of invisibility, secrecy, and deception. Zersetzung is death by 1000 cuts. Slow Dagger Masonic revenge poisons every aspect of you're life to completely isolate you so you commit suicide. Freemasons are widespread in the CIA and are tied to the police and are community oriented. Gangstalkers are community oriented parasites or community oriented pussys or Coordinated Organized Persecution Stalking (COPS) program.

Gangstalking is the Masonic Slow Dagger revenge and sometimes target entire bloodlines.

by TI Satan June 26, 2023

Dagne

Dagne is a super mega hotti with an awesome bod. Dagne is also a good dancer. if u ask her for food she will give it to you. Overall, she's a good friend so if you know a danger, you should befriend her. (don't get mad though when she steals all the boys' attention because of her hotness)

person 1: who is that?
person 2: oh her, she's definitely a Dagne.

by Cereal Master March 23, 2020

Danger Noodle

Another word for snek, which is another word for snake

Jerry: i got to boop the nose of a danger noodle today

by WALUIGIfan69 October 22, 2017

daggone joker

someone who is way lame, possibly very lazy at work, causes co-workers to all have to work over, then goes to the bar and gives bad vibes to all the women

Man this daggone joker i work with spent at least 2 hours on the toilet today. After he got to leave early, that daggone joker came to the bar and tried to hang with me. I went home alone

by Jeff Dailey August 18, 2007

Danger Days

An album by the rock band My Chemical Romance. Though it leaves behind being a pop tinged deathrock band behind, the record has risen to massive acclaim from fans and critics both. It incorporates elements of the first wave of punk rock, hair metal, Britpop, goth rock, glam, and electronica. The only people that really DON'T like the album are people who liked their first records.

Jim: Dude, I bought the new MCR record, Danger Days. It was actually pretty good. I never liked the whole emo thing, but this is one of my favorites this year.

Tommy: Nah, man, they're just sellouts. They need to go back to their stuff on "Bullets."

Jim: Oh, you mean be like every other safe band in modern rock and write the same album over and over? *sigh* Hobknocker...

by Davie H. Bowie November 26, 2010

yellow danger

n. A chinaman behind the wheel of a car.

Be extra alert on the roads due to yellow danger.

by keyshaw June 10, 2005