drunk

You're not drunk until you're not conscious....

He is not drunk
Who from the floor
Can rise and drink once more
But he is drunk
Who prostrate lies
Can neither drink
Nor rise

by thatsmrweedman2u June 11, 2006

Drunk

an acquaintance,usually a family member who can`t function w/or without a drink.
A person with a disease Known as alcoholism.An every day routine that is socially unacceptable.

MOM!How come DAD always pisses in the refridgerater when he staggers home at 2 AM?

by spikemiester45036 August 15, 2003

Drunk

a state of NIRVANA caused by alcohol.

I'm so drunk I can't lie down with out holding on and i'm loving every minute of it.

by n333m September 22, 2005

drunk

Bane of the convenience store third shift clerk.

God damn it the bar didn't kick them out before two, now I gotta deal with drunk bastards. Fucking bar.

by fucking drunks October 1, 2006

Drunk

shitfaced

you arent drunk if you can lie down on the floor without holding on.

by Tabitha and Amber August 13, 2003

Drunk

A word defining a person who had consume too much alcohol.
Many people act in different ways when drunk.

girl 1: mannn i was so drunkk last night i was in and out of Blackouts.
girl 2: ya you were acting crazy.
girl 1: like what
girl 2: first you were laughing inslanley let everyone no what was on your mind and fuck some guy

by xflyx February 13, 2008

drunk

Drinking a half gallon of vodka, then puking and passing out.

Before:
1 Lets get a half gally tonight...
2 sounds like a party
After:
1 I am so fucked up
2 I know man me too.
(here puking)

by Brooke April 21, 2004