dreamer's block

when you can never dream in your sleep, even if you tried, or if you did dream you cannot remember or comprehend dreaming it.

tom:I had the strangest dream last night about whatshisface and blah blah...

sarah: I had a dream about pirates doing this and that and yakityyak...

bob: '_' *indifferent*

tom: What did you dream about, bob?

bob: oh idk i dnt rlly wnt 2 share.. (damn dreamer's block)

by mrBATES June 29, 2010

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dreamer-toothed

to have gallons of cum shot into you
relating to the furry porn creator dreamer tooth.

person A: did you hear what happened last night?
person B: yeah, Diana got dreamer-toothed last night

by DOMOWO!!! March 28, 2022

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THC Dreamer

A person who dreams, or has ideas that you think are possible or could happen while being high

Jac-Off: Dude, what if there were fuits that looked like bananas, were the color of a peach, but tasted like an apple...?
Brand-Off: YO, that could never happen, why are you thinking of that?
Jac-Off: Oh, you know, i'm just a thc dreamer

by jac attack November 12, 2010

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California Dreamer

A blowjob. It is based on the double meaning of the following lines from California Dreaming by The Mamas and the Papas:

stopped into a church
I passed along the way
well, I got down on my knees
and I pretend to pray

Hey, so you know Katie? Yeah, she gave me a california dreamer after I bought her dinner.

by braulio009 September 21, 2009

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Dookie Dreamer

A sexual act where a girl is sleeping with her mouth open, then the guy poops in her mouth and duct tapes it closed quickly. This usually results in quite the funny face when she awakes.

Guy 1: "My great aunt fell asleep in her rocking chair so I gave her a big dookie dreamer. You should have seen the shit fly out of her nose when she woke up."

Guy 2: "SAWEEEEEET"

by The Dream King November 12, 2009

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