dotfl

dying on the floor laughing

aww shit look at what you did now you got him dotfl. look now he pissed his pants

by lilbooxoxo July 28, 2009

dotson

usually a last name for a small family they could have a bigger family but there fine with the closest ones they trust most dotsons are very self kept and quiet but can party when they want too they think love is everything they’re most likely to do anything to keep there family safe they’re usually not huge cat fans and more of dog people and have about 1 or 2 dogs and they are really kind but they do have a really small temper aswell so don’t get on their bad side they’re looks are amazing usually the girls are curvy and in a good way too and very beautiful especially the dotsons captivating eyes the men are usually skinny but it fits them with enough muscle aswell and are very handsome also with captivating eyes if you know a dotson then hold on to them forever and don’t mess up .

family: do u see that family over there ..?
other family:oh ,woah yeah they’re really gorgeous

family: i know right

both families: i wish we were a dotson

by hayleysoemo July 5, 2021

The Dotson Effect

Defined when rules that abundantly clear for absolutely everyone else, become subject to circumvention because the documentation is not designed for every "what if" condition.

The D.C.F.L is under the Dotson Effect once again due to the Ballers GM having an issue with the add/drop process.

by Gary Gaslighter October 18, 2023

dogfood

another term for heroin. a term that I believe was coined in the south

Know here I can get some dogfood to shot up and ruin my life with today?

by NillaX May 1, 2005

dogfood

(Microsoft use) A software (mostly operating system) under development, being installed and widely tested on the developers' machines, running with critical and everyday-use applications.

Term derives from "Eating your own dogfood". Also used in the form "dogfooding".

"So what about the new Windows?"
"We are dogfooding and it runs smooth. "

by Clockmaster June 5, 2003

dogfondler

Australian slang: a person who enjoys tampering with canine genitals; a person of ill repute.

The Chairman refused to allow the reknowned dogfondler, Winston Howard, onto the premises.

by Coitdog October 16, 2005

dotdotdot

dotdotdot is the oral form of "..." People who talk as if they were in a chat room in real life use this word for expressing how stupid their friends are or for saying something stupid and pointless and should be slapped for even talking like so.
It can also be said as "dot-dot-dot" but the odds people these days are going to bother saying "dash" for the "-" are incredibly low.

Dan: I LIKE TO DIP MY BREAD IN COTTAGE CHEESE!
Mandi: LIKE OMG THAT IS SO KEWL!
Jim: dotdotdot
Dan: U R GHEY!

(Note: Capital letters = Yelling/Shouting)

by JoeMK October 26, 2005