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Dead on the floor.
1)Laughing so hard, you pretty much die on the floor.
2)Attempting to take a jumping photo, such as High School Musical, but you fail so much, it is dead on the floor.
Person 1: "So me and my friends tried to take a jumping photo at that party Saturday."
Person 2: "How'd that work out?"
Person 1: "Not that great. We were all dotf."
DOTF by frogginawesome November 30, 2010
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Duel of the fates.

Name of a map in Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy in the Moviebattles 2 mod.
I love DOTF, it's great for snipers.
DOTF by NiiHum May 29, 2010
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DOTF • dotflamo • DOTFA • dotfando • dotfile • dotfl • Dotfly • DOTFO • Dot Face • dot flog
Dead on the flop. Used for when your opponent’s hand has 0% equity on the flop.
I open raised AA from button and got re raised from small blind. I 4bet shoved and he called with KK. Flop came down AA8. He was dotf !
DOTF by dscpLn January 29, 2019
acronym that stands for dead on the floor
hawk 1: chicken jockey
hawk 2: bro I'm dotf !!
dotf by kiwikaiju May 13, 2025
Acronym for "Dibs On The Fat One."

Often used for a thick girl with a pretty face. Who, while there aren't alot of great choices, is the cream of the crop & you want to call it so your friends don't try to pick her up.

Or

At the end of the end of the night after striking out with all the hot girls, it's time to DOTFO.
"We walked into a party & there was no prime tail, but I called DOTFO on that on that girl over there."

"Damn, my game was not working on any prime tail tonight, guess it's time to DOTFO."
DOTFO by Team Wasted June 19, 2008
aww shit look at what you did now you got him dotfl. look now he pissed his pants
dotfl by lilbooxoxo July 28, 2009
A file (or folder) that is prefixed with a period. Normally used to denote hidden files for configuration or system dependencies. Most commonly found on Unix/Linux devices.
By default, dotfiles aren't shown, you have to manually enable them in the context menu.
dotfile by WhoAteMyButter August 26, 2018
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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