doorknob

Known for being illegal to lick on other planets

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets" –Spongebob

by Legit not a troll February 19, 2018

Western Doorknob

A delicious blonde woman, yanks the mans course hairy penis, that hasn't been shaved in months time.

The very attractive lady gets tight grip and twists the slithery slippery snake to the right, then very quickly to the left back'n'forth in a quick jerky motion waiting for her partners stream of semin and a very beastly orgasm <3

When this is accomplished, she yanks with both hands on the wet penis until he screams in bloody pleasure

Veronica: Don't be a bad boy! I just might have to Western Doorknob you!! Yummy yum yum !

Derek: Babe, my slithery snake is ready! It's time.

Veronica: Okay. 1 2 3 (twist, *ohhh yeeeeaaahhh!*)

by thehottestmamas June 14, 2011

California Doorknob

when youre fucking a girl, preferably standing, and you spin her.
this works best with more than 5 spins.

"Yo, Lisa bumped her head when Mikey tried the California Doorknob. He needs more upper body strength."

by nickopatamus October 16, 2008

doorknob

A complete idiot who doesn't have a clue about anything.

A: that new song by greenday is awesome!
D: whats greenday
A: you're such a doorknob sometimes

by superwomin August 25, 2005

doorknob

This is what you say when someone else farts and you notice it before they say saftey ,you say doorknob. You can punch them until they toucha doorknob.

AHHH! Doorknob!

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

doorknobsexual

someone who identifies as and has a attraction to doorknobs

pronouns: pie and zie

Guy 1: that doorknob is so juicy and hot, i love its curve
Guy 2: dude your doorknobsexual!

by The doorknob July 12, 2018

Village Doorknob

A person, Preferably a girl, who gets around more then a New York prostitute. They generally go from person to person to get a "taste" of everyone. Everyone gets a turn, no one gets satisfied.

Boyfreind "My girl keeps dancing with those three guys"
Guy 1 "I know dude she is such a village Doorknob"

by IanMFarewell April 2, 2009