suck my dog’s ass

A gritty insult used to demean someone when you are seriously pissed off at them.

Hey, I have a truly novel idea: you can suck my dog’s ass!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 4, 2019

kiss my dog’s ass

A gritty attempt at an insult, designed to be humiliating because, let’s face it, nobody except another dog wants to kiss a dog’s ass.

Hey there little buddy, how would you like to kiss my dog’s ass?

by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2023

I’d eat a dog’s ass!

A phrase some countryfolk types use to express that they’re ravenously hungry.

Honey, I’m so darn hungry, I’d eat a dog’s ass!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2021

salty ass dog

The act of having anal sex with 1 girl and then meeting up with another shortly after (3-5 hours) and having her perform oral on you. Just like a salty dog, only WAY better.

Yeah, suck that SaLtY aSS DoG!!

Bitch, that cock you are sucking, was in Heidi's ass!

by Devon Null July 11, 2006

Raining up a dog's ass

When it rains so hard that the rain is bouncing off the sidewalk and potentially up a dog's ass.

Be sure to bring an umbrella, the weatherman said there's a 70% chance that it will be raining up a dog's ass by this evening.

by AtomicSquid February 2, 2010

Fernando's Ugly Ass Dog

literally the UGLIEST DAMN DOG EVER, so gross it makes me want to throw up.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you seen Fernando's Ugly Ass Dog?!"

Guy 2: *Violently combusts from disgust and pain from remembrance of that disgusting dog.

by zenkurai November 17, 2021

Throbbing like a sick dog's ass

self inflicted significant pain

I wrecked my motorcycle and now my foot is "throbbing like a sick dog's ass"

by Deener Dangle Dongle May 16, 2022