does my head in

to irritate and annoy, headache material

That stupid Amy Winehouse song Rehab does my head in

by -Haed- October 2, 2007

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Phrase employed to sarcastically imply that the answer to the question being posed is indubitably 'yes'.

See Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

Q: "Joan, does my crossdressing mean that our marriage is over?"
A: "Does a bear shit in the woods?"

by redgyul September 23, 2004

Does the carpet match the drapes?

A question used to indicate the belief that a woman's hair is dyed. "Carpet" being the pubic hair and "drapes" being the hair on her head.

"Check out that hot blonde over there. Do you think the carpet matches the drapes?"

by bubba May 5, 2004

does a hobby horse have a hickory dick?

A response to an obvious "yes" question.

Does a hobby horse have a hickory dick?hobby,horse,hickory,wooden,dick

by HighDefSmitty December 16, 2007

Does this make my butt look big?

A question asked by females looking for a compliment or an honest answer.

For black women: go with something along the lines of, "Girl, i never wanted to smack that ass as much as I want to right now"

For white women:................ good luck.

Black girl: Does this make my butt look big?
You: dam girl, can we stay home tonight?!?!

White girl: does this make my butt look big?

You: It looks firm and nice

by blackgirlwithknowledge February 21, 2011

Does Obama smoke Newports?

A rhetorical question posed as a retort to an obvious question.

Is Angelina Joile good looking? 'Does Obama smoke Newports?'

by Captain Clever June 5, 2010

does a chicken have lips?

an off-hand method of answering in the affirmative, although most consider it to be confusing and idiotic because a chicken does not, in fact, have lips, and therefore its usage should be avoided.

ryan: hey bruh, you wanna get pizza?
emma: does a chicken have lips?
ryan: no, message received.

emma: no, idiot, it means yes.

ryan: that’s confusing.

emma: i know.

by thegreatgreenarkleseizure December 12, 2021