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disconnectivity

The ultimate lure of electronic toys, is to simply not care about them anymore! I got this new word from the Monday, Jan 25, 2010 "Cathy" newspaper comic strip, where her husband says "Financial tools...organizational tools...networking tools...writing tools...scheduling tools.." and "With my new phone, the clutter of our lives is finally getting under control!" and Cathy says,"You've had your new phone for a week. How is the clutter more under control?", and he says" I don't care about it anymore." and Cathy thinks in a thought baloon, "Ah...the ultimate lure: disconnectivity."
He was so electronically and technically advanced, that he tired of it all, and embraced disconnectivity.
by Techrex January 26, 2010
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Cultural disconnection

When people assume their way of doing things goes-without-saying, like that Christmas is necessarily in December (or in January) or that everyone celebrates Christmas, and which assumption, in-turn, leads to social isolation.
-- So glad you could finally come to our party this year.

-- Yeah, it took some getting-used-to...first Christmas, and then...Christmas-in-January.

-- What did you think we were celebrating on January 6?

-- I read that that's when Jesus traditionally got circumcised.

-- So that's what you thought today was about? I think you may be experiencing cultural disconnection.

-- Just as long as that's the only disconnection I end-up experiencing.
by sukadog April 9, 2011
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disconnect-a-phobia

The fear of being disconnected after waiting an excessively long time on-hold or being transferred to a different customer service (etc) agent.
After being placed on hold for over 2 hours, my disconnect-a-phobia became overwhelming.
by Brewmaster Jerry December 7, 2021
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Discorrected

Giving or being giving wrong information
Stop give me discorrected information.
by Steazyyy May 1, 2022
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disconnectiak

when you disconnectiak something because of a video
i disconnectiakted it because it started screeching
by vbinvivnny January 27, 2023
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When a big breasted woman fears she will shave off her nipple while leaning forward to shave her legs.
I wonder if Pamela Anderson has ever suffered from Areola Disconnection Anxiety Disorder while getting ready for a Baywatch shoot.
by SAM RILEY June 5, 2018
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urban disconnection

when the government tries to influence people through technology to stay in urban areas and be single which costs more money
The urban disconnection was used to artificially support the city’s economies and major cities have the lowest marriage rates.
by Coop Dupe January 29, 2020
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