make a train take a dirt road

A person (girls usually) who is so attractive, people would do things out of the norm when around her.

Dang, Carrie Fisher used to be able to make a train take a dirt road

by Salsa Sorcerer April 08, 2017

Stroll down the old dirt road

Light ass play

Veronica hadn’t done anal so Roger used his fingers and tongue to take her on a stroll down the old dirt road.

by Johnny Popcorn April 17, 2022

One way dirt road

The rectum, or asshole, which is meant to have things go down it just one direction....out, not in.

Nothing better ever go up my asshole, thats a one way dirt road...

by shomesomethin July 30, 2010

road dirt

road dirt: people, usually of the opposite sex, used for the purpose of pleasure while one travels, usually for sports trips, but may include business trips

When playing an out of town ball tourney, Brian picked up some road dirt.

by TooSick4U July 06, 2009

when the river runs red take the dirt road

when a woman is on her period and you are having sex flip her over and have anal sex

"when the river runs red take the dirt road", said my horny father

by incorrect defenitions June 06, 2014

When the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home

Having Anal Intercourse while a girl is on her period.

Joe: I really wanna fuck Joanna, but she's on her period

Fred:Well, you know what they say, when the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home.

Joe: I better bring lube.

by Mike hock. July 10, 2010

I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road.

when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.

"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"

by Turd McGurd1 September 28, 2012