Dickweed 

A weed that grows when the wind blows. Usually grown in the southern states, it has been known to grow well north of New Jersey. Dick weed spreads very easily from area to area, and can grow to huge sizes. It is best not to plant Dick Weed to close to Pussy Willows, otherwise you may get a crop of cumquats.

Look at all the Dickweeds out there!!

Dickweed by Garym791 December 13, 2008

dickweed 

an exotic plant used to pleasure yourself with

Erin could really use a dickweed right now to get some enjoyment.

dickweed by Alyssa 123456789 February 18, 2008

dickweed 

a unwanted pubic hair

William is a dickweed,William has a dickweed
lachie likes women with dickweeds

dickweed by Sk8eR_pUnK November 6, 2006

dickweed 

1.when you cut off your pubes and smoke it as if it were marijuana...hence the name "WEED"

i ran out of dope so a did a hit of dickweed instead

dickweed by gregnarkill December 7, 2006

dickweed 

To be that of more than a dick, including stoners of sorts, clueless dicks.

SLOW down dickweed!

dickweed by TEh Distrubed onE June 19, 2008

Dickweed 

Someone who is as irritating as a weed growing in your dick would be. Especially within a short amount of time of being around that person. Usually someone that you know but is truly more accurate when used on a stranger that manages to accomplish said irritation.

Joel is such a dickweed, he hasn't even been home for five minutes and I want to kill him.

Dickweed by JessterKing November 30, 2009

DICKWEED 

A doofy ideoitic nerd. A rediculous fool. A late bloomer.

Billybob don't wear no underpants. I told you he was a total dickweed.

DICKWEED by atomica October 28, 2009