by Christoph McDougalson March 19, 2007
Get the Diabeetus mug.most unforgivable sin to say, but at the same time you gain the power of god and the devil combined. worse than "ur mum gay" "ur dad lesbian" "ur granny tranny" "ur grandpap a trap" and "ur sister a mister" combined, only use if your a dick.
son 1: ur mum gay
son 2: ur dad lesbian
dad 1: ur granny tranny
dad 2: ur grandpap a trap
god: ur sister a mister
that random neighbor: hi there
that random neighbor: ur cat has diabetes
dad 2: you di-
everything becomes nothing
son 2: ur dad lesbian
dad 1: ur granny tranny
dad 2: ur grandpap a trap
god: ur sister a mister
that random neighbor: hi there
that random neighbor: ur cat has diabetes
dad 2: you di-
everything becomes nothing
by that the cat March 19, 2018
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The one where your pancreas HATES you !
Having it is a full time job that never really gets taught, it's one you learn on the go, every day has new obstacles. There's no 30 minute breaks or vacations & it comes with a lot of responsibility. You can't quit because it's literally life and death
Having it is a full time job that never really gets taught, it's one you learn on the go, every day has new obstacles. There's no 30 minute breaks or vacations & it comes with a lot of responsibility. You can't quit because it's literally life and death
by DiabeticDisaster January 28, 2021
Get the Type 1 Diabetes mug.A food, usually a dessert, that contains such a high content of sugar that you feel as though you are developing the onset of diabetes when you consume it.
Hey, have you tried Susan's chocolate, peanut butter, and Oreo flavored donut? It tastes like diabetes.
by mediocremaiden November 3, 2010
Get the Tastes Like Diabetes mug.Slang for the blood disease diabetes. Often misspelled as diabeetis. Although the base of many jokes, videos, and puns, etc., it is a serious condition. After many well-known Liberty Medical Commercials in which celebrity Wilford Brimley mispronounces diabetes. Now a comedy empire.
My dog died of di-diabeetus!
by Lancington June 28, 2009
Get the Diabeetus mug.A person so sugary fake sweet that just being around them for 10 minutes can cause the sudden onset of Type 2 diabetes.
by KImCobain March 12, 2015
Get the gave me diabetes mug.Slang for self-induced type 2 diabetes.
Generally caused by drinking a gallon or so of soda per day, shunning vegetables, scarfing down fast food, donuts, candy, and topping it all off with a habit of sitting on ones ass 99% of the time.
Generally caused by drinking a gallon or so of soda per day, shunning vegetables, scarfing down fast food, donuts, candy, and topping it all off with a habit of sitting on ones ass 99% of the time.
Bill: Dude, Big Fat Dan went to the doctor, and guess what?
Jerry: Fat kid diabetes?
Bill: Yes. A SHOCKER, no?
Jerry: Indeed.
Jerry: Fat kid diabetes?
Bill: Yes. A SHOCKER, no?
Jerry: Indeed.
by tunnelr@ July 4, 2008
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