DDS

A severe and life long condition that begins at birth for the male sex.

Causes random cases of severe paranoia and moodiness, occassionally leading to spontainious combustion of the cranium.

Other symtoms include pigheadedness, lazyness, sexual attraction to female asses, a love of football and beer. Symtoms may vary.

"Larry Flint is the founder of Hustler Magazine, a very dirty and DDS type of dude."

"God, he has serious DDS today."

"Talk about DDS!"

by Irony June 8, 2005

DDS

DDS or Dump Denial Syndrome. A common affliction amongst the lazy and hygiene-flexible populace. Occurs when the expulsion of feces is imminent, but the affected party chooses to dismiss this reality. Can lead to rectal discomfort, elevated blood pressure and in rare cases, arousal.

"Dude you're so red-in-the-face, DDS at all?"

by The Turd whisperer. March 26, 2009

DDS

Stands for "Double Dip Shit"
Dip shit

Kristin: I think 1:00 to 4:00 is 4 hours...
Liza: That's 3 hours you DDS

by thisisnottoripadlock July 7, 2011

DDS

(Deep Dramaic Sigh)
when you are having a really bad day or moment and a regular sigh just won't work you use a loud overly exaggerated sigh

I have a really bad headache dds

by Yung WizDom December 17, 2009

:DD

A much happier :D. One who is double as happy.

"You got a new car."

":D"

"And you also got $1,000,000."

":DD"

by EpicWinzors! December 25, 2008

DD

n. Designated Driver. One who abstains from "partying" so everyone can get home safely.

We're going out tonight, and I'm the DD, as per usual.

by The Grammar Nazi January 5, 2002

dd

Really big breats - Double D.

<A> Dam'! That bitch is stacked yo!
<B> She hasta be DD!

by Terran-Ghost June 3, 2003