by Laxusdreyar54 October 31, 2021
by starfish.comm February 27, 2023
person - yo dudes have you heard of Dazai Osamu?
person - you mean that ugly ass dude who is doing your mom?
person - you mean that ugly ass dude who is doing your mom?
by Roxie217 September 09, 2021
'i hate dazai' is a extremely long fanfic about the bungo stray dogs character 'dazai osamu'.
The day it was released it got 11.5M words making it longer than 'DAZAI OSAMU IS NOT DEAD. DAZAI OSAMU WILL NOT DIE. DAZAI OSAMU WILL LIVE.'
The day it was released it got 11.5M words making it longer than 'DAZAI OSAMU IS NOT DEAD. DAZAI OSAMU WILL NOT DIE. DAZAI OSAMU WILL LIVE.'
Person 1: "hey have you read 'i hate dazai'?"
Person 2: "no, what is that?"
Person 1: "its a really long fanfic about someone hating dazai osamu!"
Person 2: "no, what is that?"
Person 1: "its a really long fanfic about someone hating dazai osamu!"
by nekonyann August 22, 2023
The quoted conversation between Ōgai Mori and Osamu Dazai, which takes place minutes before they begin having hot gay sexual intercourse. In 2021, many clash royale players on tiktok used this conversation as a sound in their gameplay, to show that they love having gay sexual intercourse.
"tell me dazai, why is it you wish to die?" "please mori fuck me in the ass right now i want your 3 inch cockkkk"
by purplexed February 13, 2022
Steps on how to dead dazai:
Step one: Get Bram Stoker BSD to vampire Chuuya.
Step two: Get Russian Rat to control vampire Chuuya.
Step three: Russian Rat tell Chuuya to kill Dazai Osamu.
Step four: Dazai legs get broken and he cant move on floor.
Step five: Chuuya come in with gun.
Step six: Chuuya pew pew Dazai shoulder first.
Step seven: Dazai say ow it hurt.
Step eight: Chuuya shoots Dazai in the head.
Step nine: Dazai die.
Thats how you get a Dead Dazai Osamu!
*insert dead dazai image*
Step one: Get Bram Stoker BSD to vampire Chuuya.
Step two: Get Russian Rat to control vampire Chuuya.
Step three: Russian Rat tell Chuuya to kill Dazai Osamu.
Step four: Dazai legs get broken and he cant move on floor.
Step five: Chuuya come in with gun.
Step six: Chuuya pew pew Dazai shoulder first.
Step seven: Dazai say ow it hurt.
Step eight: Chuuya shoots Dazai in the head.
Step nine: Dazai die.
Thats how you get a Dead Dazai Osamu!
*insert dead dazai image*
by Averythechuuyalover September 19, 2023