Dagobert

Dagobert is a known alpha male and is considered as the hoodest nigga alive. The manliest man will feel like a woman in the presence of Dagobert.

Tyree: Yo dawg you hear that shit about Dagobert?
Jamal: Naw nigga, what he do?
Tyree: That nigga got ten Puerto Rican mami's on his dick.
Jamal: DAAAAYUUUUMMMMMM MAAAAAAAAAYNNNNNNEEE! DAT MA NIGGA RIGHT DER NA MEAN?

by Puertoricanhoesonmadick December 20, 2010

strangling the disobedient meat monster

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.

During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster.

by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008

Dashboard

Something smarter than a Kardashian but dumber than a Board.

(Also a nickname for a board Kardashian)

Peasant: "hey kardashian how are you doing today
Royalty: "bored"
Peasant: "Aw...Dashboard?
Royalty: "Like yea"

IS THE SUN REALLY A STAR?
omg you are such a dashboard

by HtbpFilms April 17, 2017

Dashboy

Fast car activities such as cutting up in traffic, doing takeovers, and using all the horses in your car.

John is really a dashboy now

by Javon99 October 6, 2022

Sneeze on her dashboard

To cum on a girls forehead.

Jeff's girlfriend is such a ratchet that when they're fucking she totally wants him to sneeze on her dashboard.

by pratorian April 13, 2016

DON'T YOU DISOBEY ME CORALINE RA OUGN RAAAAAAAA

RA OUGN RAAAAAA

DON'T YOU DISOBEY ME CORALINE RA OUGN RAAAAAAAA

by RA OUGN RAAAAAAAA March 24, 2022

Dashboard Confessional

When the driver of a car receives oral sex whilst still in the seat.

As we sat in the parking lot making out, Jane decided to give me a Dashboard Confessional.

by Matt McBeth August 10, 2004