d1

shortened version of "day one"

"Shawty a d1 gaslighter"
"d1 glazer"
"I've been a hater since d1"

by Weirdly.Stupid January 30, 2024

D1 crashout

nika who dont gaf about laws

that nigga a D1 crashout ong

by adfsanrt March 8, 2024

D1 failure

someone who's a day 1 failure n can't seem to do anything right in their lives n always messes up somehow n self sabatoges n hates everything abt themselves.(me)

"that bitch over there is a D1 failure

by dmvv.207 May 18, 2024

D1 Dad

A dad who either played D1 sports in college or socially engineers their child in order to secure a spot for their child on a team at a D1 school.

We had a little league D1 dad who became a coach to guarantee his sons position as a shortstop.

by KT77 May 29, 2021

D1 Baby

The smooth-brained offspring of two P.E. majors is code-named D1 because it will bring home report cards marked with D for every class except one.

After fathering a D1 baby with Theresa, Mark got a vasectomy because the risk of having another one in a world already overpopulated with abnormally strong morons was too great.

by Doubleghost August 8, 2025

D1 Pooper

Somebody Who poops a lot

and also eats taco bell 24/7

Guy 1: ohh my stomach... ima go take a dump
Guy 2: D1 pooper. youve pooped like 6 times already.

by LiquidMayFilm July 20, 2024

D1 yapper

A professional who never stops talking, they always run their mouth

Yappington has to be the best professional yapper in the league being one of the only d1 yappers

by Runaway_Dreams April 2, 2024